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CPD LLANRUG UNITED FC

 

ARDODDIAD GEM

2008/2009

MATCH REPORT

 

CPD Llanrug United FC

 

Mercher - 22/04/2009 - Wednesday

 

Welsh Alliance League

 

LLANRUG UNITED
8
-
0
NANTLLE VALE
Gareth Eifion Jones (2, 29 & 31mins)
   
Eifion Williams (37mins)
   
David Noel Williams (60 & 87mins)
   
Carl Griffiths (70mins)
   
Chris Joyce (pen 83mins)
   

 

Match Report by Huwsi

UNITED THRASH LOWLY VALE ….

Nantlle Vale suffered their heaviest defeat of the campaign at the hands of a very spirited and refreshed looking United, however the victory for United should have been more emphatic as loads more chances went begging. Although a great win, some in the United camp were not happy with my report writing of late, criticism isn't always easy to take I suppose (least of all by me!!!), and one was more sensitive than the others, declaring that he too has feelings!! In an effort to ease things over, I've asked a few of the supporters for their views on Wednesday's match and with no names mentioned I'll try and restrict the criticisms raised (yeh, if you believe that you'll believe anything!!). (And by the way, everyone I've spoken to say that the back pass in Nefyn was heavy - at least I tamed it down by using 'heavyish'!!!! you've got to laugh, otherwise the only option would be to cry when you consider some of the performances of late - me being over critical? I don't think so!)

Back into the starting line-up came Gareth Eifion Jones (from injury) and Andrew Williams (from work commitments) and a call up for Aled Roberts for his first appearance for the first team this season, Dewi Jones was again between the United posts with Luke a spectator carrying an injury, however he did manage to catch the ball at the by-line by the dug-out (lucky it didn't bounce is what someone by my side said!!).

It didn't take long at all for Gareth Eifion to continue with his expression of good form of late and claimed his second hat trick in as many weeks. It only took two minutes for him to claim his first, when he met a Gethin Phillips throw after only two minutes and "cushioned a well placed header passed the visiting keeper's near post". I'm reliably informed that his form of late is down to the coaching he got some 15 years earlier in his Llanrug Utd 'Junior' days by non other than United's very own Mr David Phillips. I suppose when you reach the ripe old age of 50, then delusions of grandeur can only be expected, and why not - Penblwydd hapus ar gyfer y 27ain o Ebrill Mr Phillips.

This was another exhibition in football by United, very nice football which resulted in a few "team goals" which saw the defence get in on the action as well. David Noel Williams was very influential (I was told to get his name in every other sentence, but the cheque hasn't cleared yet!) he laid on chance after chance one of which resulted in the second goal after 28 minutes when he released Gareth Eifion into the right side of the visitor's penalty area, but with a lot still to do, Gareth coolly passed the keeper and once again beat him at his near post.

Gareth Eifion's third was one of those great "team goals", Dan Pyrs the main instigator this time, from well in his own half he had a number of one-two's (I'm sure Charlie was involved somewhere) which saw him take the ball up the right flank and delivered the most accurate cross of his career so far for Gareth to nod in to the centre of the net from a couple of yards - great goal. Five minutes later and it was four - nil, unfortunately I missed this one but here's what was said "a goalmouth scramble following a corner (must have been Charlie again then?) and Eifion got a shot 'hosan' which he celebrated in pansy fashion" (who am I to criticise when others are more than willing?!).

A couple of minutes before the interval the visiting keeper denied Carl Griffiths with a hand when Charlie released him on goal but apparently four was enough for the first half!

The second half started much the same as the first had finished, United were at full throttle and within five minutes Gareth Eifion was denied a fourth goal when his fine effort from the edge of the area was tipped over by the keeper. The resulting corner eventually found its way to Aled Roberts way out on the left flank and his sweeping effort from 30 - 35 yards struck the bar. The 58th minute saw Eifion Williams advance into the opposition half with confidence but the final ball was poor to say the least (me being critical, I don't think so!). A minute later and Dan mustered a great through ball from the centre circle to release Gareth Eifion, but the keeper came out to his 18 yard line and timed his tackle to perfection to deny Gareth his fourth. Gethin Phillips and Andrew Williams got shots in before United claimed their fifth, Andy and none other than Charlie linked well in the area, with Vale's defence shredded into pieces by the determination and skill of Charlie as he progressed into the six yard box and made no mistake.

Gavin Rogerson came on for Aled Roberts in the 63 minute, and what determination he showed, not afraid to go in hard and more often than not he came out with the ball. By this stage the ball was more or less fixed in Vale's half and Carl Griffiths, Gareth Eifion and Carl Wayne had efforts at goal before United claimed their sixth. Once again Charlie the instigator, he found Andy at the right side edge of the area who in turn found Carl Griffiths on the penalty spot who coolly placed the ball passed the keeper's right. Within a minute and Eifion was determined to add to his tally of 'one', in the visitor's area he dribbled passed a couple of defenders and unleashed his left boot, but his goal bound effort was met by a Vale head and out for a corner. He again got in on the action from the corner, but as usual nothing came of it! Within minutes Andy had another effort at goal but it lacked venom, and Charlie released Dan with a fine over the top ball, but Dan was too slow to capitalise and it went for a goal-kick! The resulting goal-kick saw what I think was Dewi's first save, when Vale advanced but Dewi blocked with his feet from around 20 yards.

The 82nd minute saw the miss of the match, with only the keeper to beat from around three yards, substitute Keith Williams found and air-kick and resembled Tinkerbelle - shocking miss, but Chris Joyce (feelings aside) saved his blushes a minute later when a Vale player lunged at, and floored Charlie in the area, and being the gentleman that he is Charlie, allowed Joyce a piece of the action (as he'd been screaming for the ball for the last 15 minutes, determined for a goal and not to be out one by Eifion! CJ made no mistake from the spot, a perfect penalty; low straight to the corner passed the keeper's right (when he was in the shower Sir Alex phoned asking if he wanted a coaching role at Old Trafford!). The goal must have boosted Joyce's confidence, as two minutes later he was up there again, but from 35 yards his thunderous shot was nearer Dol Afon than Vale's goal, and a throw-in to Vale some 10 yards from the corner flag (shocking!).

Things were rounded off in the 87th minute when non other than DAVID NOEL WILLIAMS (is that enough time's Charlie, or shall I return the cheque?) claimed his second, a very good effort from Gavin Rogerson which Vale's keeper parried into the path of Charlie who tapped in from three yards out and within seconds the referee blew for full time (so much for 90 minutes!).

A much needed win for United following three successive 4 - 3 away defeats, a fine performance and some very attractive football, and got Man of the Match? Yes you've guessed it, it was DAVID NOEL WILLIAMS. Next up second placed Rhydymwyn at Eithin Duon on Saturday, let's hope for a similar performance, to set things up nicely for a trip to league leader's Bethesda Athletic the following Tuesday.

There you go, a match report without a single criticism nor sarcasm in sight, things are much easier when United win, and even more so following a thrashing, no one to blame and no one cares who made mistakes, not that any were made on Wednesday I hasten to add.

LLANRUG UNITED: Dewi Jones, Gethin Phillips, Chris Joyce, Carl Wayne Jones, Eifion Williams, Aled Roberts(Gavin Rogerson - 63 mins), Dan Pyrs, David Noel Williams, Carl Griffiths, Gareth Eifion Jones (Keith Williams - 79 mins), Andrew Williams ((Gwyn Pritchard Jones - 81 mins).

SUBS (Not Used): Gwion Llwyd.

MOTM: David Noel Williams